I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

doctorlokiwinchesterholmes:

ifearfornightvale:

ifearfornightvale:

okay so HEADCANON: cecil’s eyes look like this

WAIT WAIT WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE
WHAT IF
THE MOON IN HIS EYE 
ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH THE PHASES

You could say….his eyes are the size of the moon

Well, theoretically, as no clocks in NightVale actually work… it could perpetually be nine in the afternoon…

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

doctorlokiwinchesterholmes:

ifearfornightvale:

ifearfornightvale:

okay so HEADCANON: cecil’s eyes look like this

WAIT WAIT WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE

WHAT IF

THE MOON IN HIS EYE 

ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH THE PHASES

You could say….his eyes are the size of the moon

Well, theoretically, as no clocks in NightVale actually work… it could perpetually be nine in the afternoon…

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    I'm pregnant what should I do?

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    keep the baby!

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  • Women:

    can I have financial help for doctor appointments?

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    can I at least get paid maternity leave?

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    the baby is here can I get financial help?

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